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About DecisionBot

Walk or ride? Burritos or Falafel? Dr. Who or Buffy? DecisionBot helps with the choices no mere mortal can reasonably be asked to make.

What sort of choices?

DecisionBot can handle several different kinds of queries (select via the buttons abovebelow):

Cool, but can I trust DecisionBot?

Think of DecisionBot as a drunk friend. Actually, a drunk person you just met at a party who you feel like you could theoretically be friends with at some point. He’s fun but he gets excited about strange things and is kind of an unwarranted know-it-all. I wouldn’t ask him to pick a college for you. Unless your choices are like, Harvard, Stanford, and Yale, in which case we feel confident he’ll make a good decision.

We think DecisionBot’s Weigh function is legitimately pretty helpful for serious questions. But, you know, this is your life and DecisionBot is a toy. We’re not responsible for the dumb shit you do.

Is someone reading or sharing or selling or keeping track of what I ask DecisionBot?

I mean, probably the NSA is. But DecisionBot doesn't do any of those things.

How does DecisionBot work?

Giant wind-up key.

Who winds him?

This guy. He also makes comics, websites, and occasional tweets.

I have questions! I have suggestions! I have thoughts and feelings and hopes and dreams!

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