Choose between the following:
Serious question? Let's have the details:
Walk or ride? Burritos or Falafel? Dr. Who or Buffy? DecisionBot helps with the choices no mere mortal can reasonably be asked to make.
DecisionBot can handle several different kinds of queries (select via the buttons abovebelow):
“Should I go to this stupid party?” you ask yourself. No need to search the couch from which you don't want to get up for a coin to flip. DecisionBot knows what to do.
Even if you haven’t yet narrowed your options to an either/or: “Should I go to this stupid party, stay in and rewatch Freaks & Geeks, or go get ice cream before returning home to rewatch Freaks & Geeks?” Just ask DecisionBot. He’s here to help, and he won’t judge you for loading the question in favor of your sedentary lifestyle, and furthermore he thinks your facility with an Oxford comma is sexy.
Give DecisionBot some options and he’ll pick one. Great for deciding what to read next, picking out paint colors, and settling odious debates about the “greatest” whatever of whatever decade.
DecisionBot feels like this one is pretty self-explanatory.
When a roll of the digital dice won’t do, DecisionBot can help you weigh more consequential matters. List your options and the pros and cons of each, rating the importance of each factor. DecisionBot will do the math and try to tell you what you want.
Think of DecisionBot as a drunk friend. Actually, a drunk person you just met at a party who you feel like you could theoretically be friends with at some point. He’s fun but he gets excited about strange things and is kind of an unwarranted know-it-all. I wouldn’t ask him to pick a college for you. Unless your choices are like, Harvard, Stanford, and Yale, in which case we feel confident he’ll make a good decision.
We think DecisionBot’s Weigh function is legitimately pretty helpful for serious questions. But, you know, this is your life and DecisionBot is a toy. We’re not responsible for the dumb shit you do.
I mean, probably the NSA is. But DecisionBot doesn't do any of those things.
Giant wind-up key.
Give us a holler.
DecisionBot is a toy intended for entertainment purposes only, and its creators are not responsible for actions taken by users. Don’t be stupid. You understand this, right? And that you are an autonomous human responsible for your own decisions? Okay, good.
This is for Beccs.